“And to the fans who come to the shows, who buy the albums, I just want you to know this one thing, you are the longest and best relationship I have ever had.”

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

omgwtfbecca:

yag-z:

onkay:

tylertheexterminatus:

immabard:

miwafwakes:

mutisija:

disheveled-dogma:

Okay, so, basically, it’s a vibrator, but, it goes with the rhythm/beat of whatever you are listening to.

It’s $69.99. (lol)

My friend and I saw this in our Human Sexuality class presentation, looked at each other and our jaws dropped.

“Dubstep.”

how about speedcore

kidz bop

for allison, cuz she might have interest in this sort of thing. also just because this is interesting in general

WHY IS THERE NOTHING LIKE THIS FOR MY DICK

CAPITALISM HAS FAILED ME

HAHA this is like #1 on Katya’s wishlist, so I knew about this already (Thanks for thinkin’ of me though, Anthony!)

tyler I’m pretty sure vibrating fleshlights exist that buzz to the beat of music also exist

Really ladies

I actually owned one of these. Holy fuck, you’ll never want another toy again.

karla-world:

someone save me

DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK INSTEAD